Monthly Archives: July 2011

Aish, This Again (JYJ and N7W)

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Obviously people have seen the constant arguing and fan uprising over the “N7W” cancellation (Allkpop has been spamming it like crazy). No shit, that was a bitch move. Yes, I agree that JYJ is and has been getting cockblocked from television. No, I do not believe that SNSD or f(x) is at fault; they don’t book their own damn shows.

However, what I do not understand is how a professional entity such as a television station cannot create any better explanation of why cancellations exist.

“We received a call on July 15th that SNSD and f(x), who were the initial ambassadors chosen for the program, were eventually able to adjust their schedules for our promotional event.” – KBS

Alright, that could be a legitimate statement, but why did no one seem to know about this beforehand? If those two groups were the initial ambassadors, that means they were confirmed prior to any scheduling conflicts. If so, why was it not publicized? In no time at all after JYJ’s confirmation was the news flocking the internet.

Also, while the performance was cancelled, it seems that KBS has made no ruling about JYJ’s actual position as ambassadors for JeJu island (correct me if I’m wrong). No statement has been issued as to whether or not the group still retains that position or whether that has also been revoked. If it hasn’t, then a performance cancellation is entirely illogical, as a benefit without the “declared official ambassadors” present at the event makes no sense. It’s like trying to watch Sungkyunkwan Scandal without Park Yoochun. Read the rest of this entry

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The New Jailbait (Taemin’s Automatic Replacements)

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At first I was worried about what would happen to all the pedo noonas of kpop. I really like all the now outdated macros of Taemin and pedo noonas! But since he’s legal now, what will the world of kpop macros do without him?!

Have no fear! Teen Top is here to save the day, and the creepiness of pedo noonas…

MOST AWKWARD COMBACK PHOTO EVER

(Look at these trendsetters. No pants is the new pants.)

I didn't think it could get worse... I was obviously wrong

(Oh geez, heels too? Cannot describe in words aside from acronym: smh)

 

ok much better guys

(Who would have thought the boys would actually put on some pants finally? Thank rising eastern gods.)

I’ve been scaring Ppeo with these teasers for the past few days, and if anyone hasn’t seen them, I’ll have fun scaring you too. +D 

A snippet of conversation (upon sending the last teaser minutes after it was posted):

[7/21/2011 3:39:01 PM] Ppeogigayo: Y U KEEP SENDING ME THESE GUYS
[7/21/2011 3:39:17 PM] Suenoteamor: I was hoping to lessen your eye scarring
[7/21/2011 3:39:22 PM]Ppeogigayo: Y DIDNT THEY DO SUITS FROM THE FIRST PLACE
[7/21/2011 3:39:24 PM] Suenoteamor: that’s why it has that title
[7/21/2011 3:39:35 PM] Suenoteamor: they did do suits
[7/21/2011 3:39:38 PM] Suenoteamor: they just didn’t put the pants on.
[7/21/2011 3:39:53 PM] Ppeogigayo: true

 

Oh kpop, why was I even worried about you not having awkward jailbait? I completely underestimated the levels of weird you can produce.

 

And even though I love him… Jaejoong is the my new creeper mascot.

Befits the Situation.* This is the troll smiley that was accidentally created on Skype between Ppeo and I. It’s actually a cyclops. There is no reason why. It was an accident remember? 

On the Implications of My Birthday

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Ppeogigayo’s post made me think of this.

Ah, my birthday… July 10th. It’s a nice day… if you’re a really intense ELF or you’re Kim Heechul. But me? It’s not that I don’t like the man. If I ever had a Twitter, you know I would follow that classy BAMF. I mean his name is Heedictator for the eastern god’s sakes! And the man don’t even use a picture of himself, but instead that creepy little thing as seen dancing in this Gif:

000h3s8c(I’ve always wanted to use this icon!)

 

OH THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS IMAGE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY TIME I'VE SEEN THIS GUY EATING. LOOKS POSSESSED. C'mon... do I need to explain? SEGWAYS MOTHA----!

(I’ve also always wanted to use these icons for the reasons mentioned in the scroll-overs)

And for those of you that saw Harry Potter over the past few days…

JUNSU: DISARMING AND SHUTTING YOU UP SINCE 1986

And for this pour soul who is probably just as ignant in real life as he is in this image of what those pedo noonas gonna be thinkin’ ‘bout him now… Noona... Y U GOT THOSE HANDCUFFS OVER THERE???

I shutter at the thought. Even if I’m only about a week older than the kid, I just can’t find his jailbaiting attractive. Even when I was fourteen I found him a little creepy in “Replay” and felt that awkward inappropriate feeling watching it and decided to look at the other members instead. No offense to Taemin fans of reasonable age, but pedo noonas… SMH.

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So… back to my birthday story. Sharing this birthday is distressing now, and I fear for the sincerity of my friends and if the paranoia continues, even my family.

To sum it up… this is what was said to me by a close friend:

Not gonna lie… but that’s how I remember your birthday.

Should I be sad? Maybe… but you know what???

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON BEATLES DAY!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beatles_-_Abbey_Road

BEAT THAT KIM HEECHUL (please don’t kill me!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Taemin’s Impending Legality

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In a few hours, one of the most momentous moments in kpop history is about to transpire:

Taemin will be legal for every noona around the world.

Now, being slightly younger than him, this occasion really means nothing to me, except to create a vague sense of unease concerning this poor child when encountering any crazy ifans.

It was a good streak, bb

haha Taeminnie, hope you passed down your amazing jailbait skills to Minzy ‘cause you out in the real world now ~

Sueñoteamor brought up the subject, and we had the ensuing conversation:

Sueñoteamor: in not too many hours, that jailbait is gonna be legal
Sueñoteamor: and all hell is gonna break loose
Ppeogigayo: what’s going through my mind as much as i try to make it go away:

THEY’RE CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
THEY’RE SNATCHING YOUR TAEMIN UP
TRYNA RAPE HIM SO SHINEE NEEDS TO

HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
and hide your dinosaur cuz
NOONAS’ RAPIN ERRBODY OUT HERE

Sueñoteamor: LAGOEAHROHUAGJBVERGUAROEUBRTGa
Sueñoteamor: LMFAO
Sueñoteamor: did you just make that up??
Ppeogigayo: si si

(I am unreasonably proud of those lyrics, thank you.)

You better get used to that, Taeminnie. In a few hours, your pedo-noona stylist won’t be a pedo, and you’ll be flashing your thighs a lot more, I think.

In commemoration, I am listening to Replay, both the jailbait version and awesome dancing version. I had so many macros to choose from, but I shall leave you with this gem that I have been waiting to use:

his eyes will pierce your soul...

Oh Shisus, More Evidence.

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A few hours after “Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition” was posted, this sprung up.

“Yunjae” has officially conquered over 50% of the TVXQ goods on Fyzzed. This is as of the last post of course.

I love this site and its goods, no joke, and I almost died when I saw all the products with “Keep Calm and Ship Yunjae.” All I could think was “Y WE NO SEE THIS HALF HOUR AGO?!”

Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition

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When your couple fandom outlives the rather controversial breakup of the band… you know you’ve crossed the line between bromance and romance.

 

Yunjae: noun (-ing, verb). the relationship between two very attractive and famous males that transcended friendship, membership and brotherhood into something more gratuitous than mere fanservice; such a relationship can and has, at least in the eyes in shippers, survived a messy band breakup. Instances include, but are by far not limited to, ass groping on multiple occasions, copious references to innumerable fanfictions and photoshop jobs including said males, and very blatant touching in inappropriate places, even in public, on camera, and over cockblocking maknaes.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

SURPRISINGLY PROBABLE

You know you’re a Jaywalker when…

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You see a video by Victor Kim of a world b-boy championship in Seoul and spot Jay Park from behind by nothing more than the way he moves his feet while in the heat of battle b-boying. Then decide that it’s him afterwards based on his cap placement over his ears.

And yes, it was him at the end of the video speaking, even if it’s just one or two words. We don’t even remember.

 

Flashback Convo:

“Is that Jay Park? That looks like Jay Park.”
”Yeah he even does that foot thing when his legs are up like Jay Park.”
”I think it’s Jay Park. Look at his hair.”
”He even has his hat over his ears like him.”
”Look at his ears.”

– One Minute Later –

unison: “OH!! THAT IS JAY PARK!!!”

“It’s really sad that we could tell by his style.”

B-boys start at 2:50.