On the Implications of My Birthday

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Ppeogigayo’s post made me think of this.

Ah, my birthday… July 10th. It’s a nice day… if you’re a really intense ELF or you’re Kim Heechul. But me? It’s not that I don’t like the man. If I ever had a Twitter, you know I would follow that classy BAMF. I mean his name is Heedictator for the eastern god’s sakes! And the man don’t even use a picture of himself, but instead that creepy little thing as seen dancing in this Gif:

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OH THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS IMAGE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY TIME I'VE SEEN THIS GUY EATING. LOOKS POSSESSED. C'mon... do I need to explain? SEGWAYS MOTHA----!

(I’ve also always wanted to use these icons for the reasons mentioned in the scroll-overs)

And for those of you that saw Harry Potter over the past few days…

JUNSU: DISARMING AND SHUTTING YOU UP SINCE 1986

And for this pour soul who is probably just as ignant in real life as he is in this image of what those pedo noonas gonna be thinkin’ ‘bout him now… Noona... Y U GOT THOSE HANDCUFFS OVER THERE???

I shutter at the thought. Even if I’m only about a week older than the kid, I just can’t find his jailbaiting attractive. Even when I was fourteen I found him a little creepy in “Replay” and felt that awkward inappropriate feeling watching it and decided to look at the other members instead. No offense to Taemin fans of reasonable age, but pedo noonas… SMH.

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So… back to my birthday story. Sharing this birthday is distressing now, and I fear for the sincerity of my friends and if the paranoia continues, even my family.

To sum it up… this is what was said to me by a close friend:

Not gonna lie… but that’s how I remember your birthday.

Should I be sad? Maybe… but you know what???

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON BEATLES DAY!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

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BEAT THAT KIM HEECHUL (please don’t kill me!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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