Monthly Archives: February 2012

Defining Terms: Yoohwan

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Yoohwan: noun (proper). origin – South Korea 1. Full name, Park Yoohwan. A rookie actor known for his roles in teledramas such as Sparkling and Gye Baek. 2. Younger brother of singer Park Yoochun. 3. One carrying a nickname so similar to that of a sibling’s that only one letter may be different. 4. One who so gracefully straddles the line between cute and sexy that the ovaries are tormented indefinitely. 5. The most masculine combination of glitter and a wifebeater to ever grace Elle Magazine Korea. 6. One who retains a High Cut photoshoot so strikingly similar to an older sibling that one must debate who did it better. 7. That stupidly sexy little fuck that sporadically plagues the Tumblr dashboard without warning.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Oh and you guys thought it was gonna be something dirty... tsk, tsk.

Defining Terms: Momo

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Momo: noun (proper). 1. a self-proclaimed engineering exchange student with a secret identity. Actually a North Korean spy on the run. 2. a character with an overly cute name and an overly sexy body. 3. the Japanese equivalent of peach 4. when the personality and name are so far apart and the name is so cute and the abs are so nice and the name is so cute and the personality is so definitively snarky that it’s almost a little dirty to have a name like that. Scratch that, is dirty to have a name like that since he’s being played by Shim fucking Changmin, the king of sass and sexy long ass legs, and that character name just makes him seem so kinky the things you want to do to him are inconceivable 5. a dumpling native to the regions of Tibet and Nepal.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

oh my god, I should have said something about his terrible hair though

Falling off the Face of the Earth and Other Silly Things

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Alright, Alright. So we had a bit of an unannounced hiatus. Who hasn’t?! WHO HASN’T?!

Fine. Sorry.

OH MY GOSH, I’M SO SORRY. I MEAN IT. I CAN’T KEEP LYING. IT REALLY KILLS ME INSIDE!

That was my daily catharsis.  And I really do apologize for our general absence since beginning college, but this is second semester, and, though I didn’t make it a New Year’s Resolution, I hereby declare my dedication to blogging! Between classes, late nights, even in the practice rooms if I suddenly have a writing spark. The blogging will happen!

…The only problem is that neither of us will be taking Physics until fall, so there won’t be any physics rants until then. Oh well, we can do Physics in Retrospect!