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About ppeogigayo

musician, VIP, literature whore, gamer, nerd, almost-college-student.

How (not) to learn Photoshop

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So Sueno convinced me to watch Playful Kiss. I was fervently against the idea of watching a romantic drama, but she told me that Kim Hyun Joong turns into a unicorn in the beginning so I was excited. Then I was let down that he only became a horse. I wanted The Last Unicorn with Baek Seung Jo’s face, but c’est la vie.

Sueno also at one point sequestered my computer to put CS4 on it. I decided I wanted to learn Photoshop. I like Pokemon. This combination, along with my sudden infatuation with Playful Kiss, resulted in this monster of a gif.

This is a completely legitimate way to learn Photoshop. Don’t look at me like that. Bastardizing Pokemon gifs is an acceptable use of time in my book.

(wordpress makes this gif look so jumpy and ugly /sigh )

On Taemin’s Impending Legality

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In a few hours, one of the most momentous moments in kpop history is about to transpire:

Taemin will be legal for every noona around the world.

Now, being slightly younger than him, this occasion really means nothing to me, except to create a vague sense of unease concerning this poor child when encountering any crazy ifans.

It was a good streak, bb

haha Taeminnie, hope you passed down your amazing jailbait skills to Minzy ‘cause you out in the real world now ~

Sueñoteamor brought up the subject, and we had the ensuing conversation:

Sueñoteamor: in not too many hours, that jailbait is gonna be legal
Sueñoteamor: and all hell is gonna break loose
Ppeogigayo: what’s going through my mind as much as i try to make it go away:

THEY’RE CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
THEY’RE SNATCHING YOUR TAEMIN UP
TRYNA RAPE HIM SO SHINEE NEEDS TO

HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
and hide your dinosaur cuz
NOONAS’ RAPIN ERRBODY OUT HERE

Sueñoteamor: LAGOEAHROHUAGJBVERGUAROEUBRTGa
Sueñoteamor: LMFAO
Sueñoteamor: did you just make that up??
Ppeogigayo: si si

(I am unreasonably proud of those lyrics, thank you.)

You better get used to that, Taeminnie. In a few hours, your pedo-noona stylist won’t be a pedo, and you’ll be flashing your thighs a lot more, I think.

In commemoration, I am listening to Replay, both the jailbait version and awesome dancing version. I had so many macros to choose from, but I shall leave you with this gem that I have been waiting to use:

his eyes will pierce your soul...

the addiction

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Sueñoteamor has a problem lately. This problem is not school-related, boy-related, or even family-related.

It is stomach-related.

It is chicken.

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It’s been a few months now that we’ve really started listening to SHINee. At first, all was well. I was busy fangirling over Jjong, she was busy drooling over Key, there was much Lucifer played and replayed (pun intended), and everyone was happy.

However, at some point, we started finding macros of Onew, all having to do with chicken. We didn’t know what was going on, but we found it entertaining. Then, one of us came across the Mexicana CF, and behold! we were enlightened.

Scary things began happening after this point. Sueñoteamor began talking about chicken – a lot. Chicken parmesan, chicken pasta, Cornish hens, fried chicken – everything came back to this marvelous bird. Normal conversations on Skype and in physics class would be derailed by chicken allusions. As the weeks passed, the chicken craze spread to both me and our friendly neighborhood E.L.F.

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(life when dinner does not include chicken)

There is no escaping the craving anymore. I want chicken for breakfast, for snacks, when I wake up hungry at 4 in the morning. Oh, Onew, I can’t decide whether I want to bitchslap you or take you to KFC for an eating contest.