Category Archives: Defining Terms

Defining Terms: Summer Shock

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summer shock: (noun) 1. The overwhelming feeling of boredom experienced between 1-4 days after  commencement of any significantly long break. 2.  The realization that there remains nothing of interest in one’s hometown. 3. The inability to process the absence of schoolwork during a break.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Defining Terms: Emoshinki

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Emoshinki: (noun) (“emoshinkiing v.) 1. The waterfall of feels bursting forth from the dam of stoic facade upon viewing poignant OT5 or currently apart OTPs videos, images, songs, etc. 2. A completely legitimate way to aid exam preparations, through cathartic and depressing emotional exposures which ensure sleepless nights and increased study productivity. 3. The deepest depressions of life, or what happens during these periods. 4. THIS 5. The exact feelings upon watching this video or listening to any version of the song.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Defining Terms: Jensen Ackles

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Jensen Ackles: noun (proper)1. A god. Not the God, because Morgan Freeman is God.. 2. Dean Fucking Winchester. 3. A man with a voice that, by itself, can induce orgasms, thereby ravishing the ears. 4. Makes a hot ass couple with Misha Collins in a way that no one can hope to compare because the attraction is supernatural. 5. Oh damn, if only he was an identical twin back in the day on Days of Our Lives. That shit makes television ratings. 6. One who’s PETA ad is about the only thing that can make one even consider giving up chicken, but there’s still one cock up for eating in the case of vegetarian conversion.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

(Letting you look at this until we have a good enough macro. TAKING SUGGETIONS/SUBMISSIONS)

Defining Terms: Kim Hyun Junicorn

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Kim Hyun Junicorn: noun. 1. A derivation of the name Kim Hyun Joong due to a false memory of the beginning of the drama Playful Kiss. 2. Neither man nor unicorn, but both simultaneously. 3. A magical being able to sing, act, and fake the violin terribly while sporting equally terrible hair and playing stoic characters. 4. A man so charming that one cannot believe he is human and must compare him to a mystical being.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Defining Terms: Yoohwan

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Yoohwan: noun (proper). origin – South Korea 1. Full name, Park Yoohwan. A rookie actor known for his roles in teledramas such as Sparkling and Gye Baek. 2. Younger brother of singer Park Yoochun. 3. One carrying a nickname so similar to that of a sibling’s that only one letter may be different. 4. One who so gracefully straddles the line between cute and sexy that the ovaries are tormented indefinitely. 5. The most masculine combination of glitter and a wifebeater to ever grace Elle Magazine Korea. 6. One who retains a High Cut photoshoot so strikingly similar to an older sibling that one must debate who did it better. 7. That stupidly sexy little fuck that sporadically plagues the Tumblr dashboard without warning.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Oh and you guys thought it was gonna be something dirty... tsk, tsk.

Defining Terms: Momo

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Momo: noun (proper). 1. a self-proclaimed engineering exchange student with a secret identity. Actually a North Korean spy on the run. 2. a character with an overly cute name and an overly sexy body. 3. the Japanese equivalent of peach 4. when the personality and name are so far apart and the name is so cute and the abs are so nice and the name is so cute and the personality is so definitively snarky that it’s almost a little dirty to have a name like that. Scratch that, is dirty to have a name like that since he’s being played by Shim fucking Changmin, the king of sass and sexy long ass legs, and that character name just makes him seem so kinky the things you want to do to him are inconceivable 5. a dumpling native to the regions of Tibet and Nepal.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

oh my god, I should have said something about his terrible hair though