Category Archives: Fanisms

We Should Not be Allowed to Watch


*While watching Jaejoong solo on the 3rd Asia Live Tour: Mirotic DVD*

Me: How can he even control vibrato like that? I just don’t understand how he can have that many vibratos.

Ppeo: I bet Jae’s management of his multiple vibratos sure makes Yunho happy.

Me: . . . That is seriously the best blowjob reference I have ever heard.

*uncontrollable laughter ensues*

How (not) to learn Photoshop


So Sueno convinced me to watch Playful Kiss. I was fervently against the idea of watching a romantic drama, but she told me that Kim Hyun Joong turns into a unicorn in the beginning so I was excited. Then I was let down that he only became a horse. I wanted The Last Unicorn with Baek Seung Jo’s face, but c’est la vie.

Sueno also at one point sequestered my computer to put CS4 on it. I decided I wanted to learn Photoshop. I like Pokemon. This combination, along with my sudden infatuation with Playful Kiss, resulted in this monster of a gif.

This is a completely legitimate way to learn Photoshop. Don’t look at me like that. Bastardizing Pokemon gifs is an acceptable use of time in my book.

(wordpress makes this gif look so jumpy and ugly /sigh )

Ooh Babe! (Be ready for a large picspam…)


We decorated our dorm last week. It is now officially covered in kpop posters. Big Bang, GD&TOP, JYJ, 2PM, Park Jung Min, we got it (there are also most likely more to come as well). Of course there are also posters for Tron Legacy, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime and the Museo del Prado.

The best wall additions, however, are the military issue Land Warrior M45 Biological Gas Mask and a cardboard cut-out of Wesley Snipes. Combine these with the posters and anyone that walks into our dorm without knowing us is like…tumblr_lj7sf2yQwE1qgx6r4

“Why all the chicks? Oh wait they’re guys?   They look gay…”

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You know you’re a Jaywalker when…


You see a video by Victor Kim of a world b-boy championship in Seoul and spot Jay Park from behind by nothing more than the way he moves his feet while in the heat of battle b-boying. Then decide that it’s him afterwards based on his cap placement over his ears.

And yes, it was him at the end of the video speaking, even if it’s just one or two words. We don’t even remember.


Flashback Convo:

“Is that Jay Park? That looks like Jay Park.”
”Yeah he even does that foot thing when his legs are up like Jay Park.”
”I think it’s Jay Park. Look at his hair.”
”He even has his hat over his ears like him.”
”Look at his ears.”

– One Minute Later –

unison: “OH!! THAT IS JAY PARK!!!”

“It’s really sad that we could tell by his style.”

B-boys start at 2:50.