Defining Terms: Momo

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Momo: noun (proper). 1. a self-proclaimed engineering exchange student with a secret identity. Actually a North Korean spy on the run. 2. a character with an overly cute name and an overly sexy body. 3. the Japanese equivalent of peach 4. when the personality and name are so far apart and the name is so cute and the abs are so nice and the name is so cute and the personality is so definitively snarky that it’s almost a little dirty to have a name like that. Scratch that, is dirty to have a name like that since he’s being played by Shim fucking Changmin, the king of sass and sexy long ass legs, and that character name just makes him seem so kinky the things you want to do to him are inconceivable 5. a dumpling native to the regions of Tibet and Nepal.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

oh my god, I should have said something about his terrible hair though

Falling off the Face of the Earth and Other Silly Things

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Alright, Alright. So we had a bit of an unannounced hiatus. Who hasn’t?! WHO HASN’T?!

Fine. Sorry.

OH MY GOSH, I’M SO SORRY. I MEAN IT. I CAN’T KEEP LYING. IT REALLY KILLS ME INSIDE!

That was my daily catharsis.  And I really do apologize for our general absence since beginning college, but this is second semester, and, though I didn’t make it a New Year’s Resolution, I hereby declare my dedication to blogging! Between classes, late nights, even in the practice rooms if I suddenly have a writing spark. The blogging will happen!

…The only problem is that neither of us will be taking Physics until fall, so there won’t be any physics rants until then. Oh well, we can do Physics in Retrospect!

We Should Not be Allowed to Watch

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*While watching Jaejoong solo on the 3rd Asia Live Tour: Mirotic DVD*

Me: How can he even control vibrato like that? I just don’t understand how he can have that many vibratos.

Ppeo: I bet Jae’s management of his multiple vibratos sure makes Yunho happy.

Me: . . . That is seriously the best blowjob reference I have ever heard.

*uncontrollable laughter ensues*

How (not) to learn Photoshop

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So Sueno convinced me to watch Playful Kiss. I was fervently against the idea of watching a romantic drama, but she told me that Kim Hyun Joong turns into a unicorn in the beginning so I was excited. Then I was let down that he only became a horse. I wanted The Last Unicorn with Baek Seung Jo’s face, but c’est la vie.

Sueno also at one point sequestered my computer to put CS4 on it. I decided I wanted to learn Photoshop. I like Pokemon. This combination, along with my sudden infatuation with Playful Kiss, resulted in this monster of a gif.

This is a completely legitimate way to learn Photoshop. Don’t look at me like that. Bastardizing Pokemon gifs is an acceptable use of time in my book.

(wordpress makes this gif look so jumpy and ugly /sigh )

Ooh Babe! (Be ready for a large picspam…)

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We decorated our dorm last week. It is now officially covered in kpop posters. Big Bang, GD&TOP, JYJ, 2PM, Park Jung Min, we got it (there are also most likely more to come as well). Of course there are also posters for Tron Legacy, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime and the Museo del Prado.

The best wall additions, however, are the military issue Land Warrior M45 Biological Gas Mask and a cardboard cut-out of Wesley Snipes. Combine these with the posters and anyone that walks into our dorm without knowing us is like…tumblr_lj7sf2yQwE1qgx6r4

“Why all the chicks? Oh wait they’re guys?   They look gay…”

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