Tag Archives: Changmin

Defining Terms: Emoshinki

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Emoshinki: (noun) (“emoshinkiing v.) 1. The waterfall of feels bursting forth from the dam of stoic facade upon viewing poignant OT5 or currently apart OTPs videos, images, songs, etc. 2. A completely legitimate way to aid exam preparations, through cathartic and depressing emotional exposures which ensure sleepless nights and increased study productivity. 3. The deepest depressions of life, or what happens during these periods. 4. THIS 5. The exact feelings upon watching this video or listening to any version of the song.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Defining Terms: Momo

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Momo: noun (proper). 1. a self-proclaimed engineering exchange student with a secret identity. Actually a North Korean spy on the run. 2. a character with an overly cute name and an overly sexy body. 3. the Japanese equivalent of peach 4. when the personality and name are so far apart and the name is so cute and the abs are so nice and the name is so cute and the personality is so definitively snarky that it’s almost a little dirty to have a name like that. Scratch that, is dirty to have a name like that since he’s being played by Shim fucking Changmin, the king of sass and sexy long ass legs, and that character name just makes him seem so kinky the things you want to do to him are inconceivable 5. a dumpling native to the regions of Tibet and Nepal.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

oh my god, I should have said something about his terrible hair though