Tag Archives: Jaejoong

Defining Terms: Emoshinki

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Emoshinki: (noun) (“emoshinkiing v.) 1. The waterfall of feels bursting forth from the dam of stoic facade upon viewing poignant OT5 or currently apart OTPs videos, images, songs, etc. 2. A completely legitimate way to aid exam preparations, through cathartic and depressing emotional exposures which ensure sleepless nights and increased study productivity. 3. The deepest depressions of life, or what happens during these periods. 4. THIS 5. The exact feelings upon watching this video or listening to any version of the song.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

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We Should Not be Allowed to Watch

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*While watching Jaejoong solo on the 3rd Asia Live Tour: Mirotic DVD*

Me: How can he even control vibrato like that? I just don’t understand how he can have that many vibratos.

Ppeo: I bet Jae’s management of his multiple vibratos sure makes Yunho happy.

Me: . . . That is seriously the best blowjob reference I have ever heard.

*uncontrollable laughter ensues*

The New Jailbait (Taemin’s Automatic Replacements)

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At first I was worried about what would happen to all the pedo noonas of kpop. I really like all the now outdated macros of Taemin and pedo noonas! But since he’s legal now, what will the world of kpop macros do without him?!

Have no fear! Teen Top is here to save the day, and the creepiness of pedo noonas…

MOST AWKWARD COMBACK PHOTO EVER

(Look at these trendsetters. No pants is the new pants.)

I didn't think it could get worse... I was obviously wrong

(Oh geez, heels too? Cannot describe in words aside from acronym: smh)

 

ok much better guys

(Who would have thought the boys would actually put on some pants finally? Thank rising eastern gods.)

I’ve been scaring Ppeo with these teasers for the past few days, and if anyone hasn’t seen them, I’ll have fun scaring you too. +D 

A snippet of conversation (upon sending the last teaser minutes after it was posted):

[7/21/2011 3:39:01 PM] Ppeogigayo: Y U KEEP SENDING ME THESE GUYS
[7/21/2011 3:39:17 PM] Suenoteamor: I was hoping to lessen your eye scarring
[7/21/2011 3:39:22 PM]Ppeogigayo: Y DIDNT THEY DO SUITS FROM THE FIRST PLACE
[7/21/2011 3:39:24 PM] Suenoteamor: that’s why it has that title
[7/21/2011 3:39:35 PM] Suenoteamor: they did do suits
[7/21/2011 3:39:38 PM] Suenoteamor: they just didn’t put the pants on.
[7/21/2011 3:39:53 PM] Ppeogigayo: true

 

Oh kpop, why was I even worried about you not having awkward jailbait? I completely underestimated the levels of weird you can produce.

 

And even though I love him… Jaejoong is the my new creeper mascot.

Befits the Situation.* This is the troll smiley that was accidentally created on Skype between Ppeo and I. It’s actually a cyclops. There is no reason why. It was an accident remember? 

On Taemin’s Impending Legality

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In a few hours, one of the most momentous moments in kpop history is about to transpire:

Taemin will be legal for every noona around the world.

Now, being slightly younger than him, this occasion really means nothing to me, except to create a vague sense of unease concerning this poor child when encountering any crazy ifans.

It was a good streak, bb

haha Taeminnie, hope you passed down your amazing jailbait skills to Minzy ‘cause you out in the real world now ~

Sueñoteamor brought up the subject, and we had the ensuing conversation:

Sueñoteamor: in not too many hours, that jailbait is gonna be legal
Sueñoteamor: and all hell is gonna break loose
Ppeogigayo: what’s going through my mind as much as i try to make it go away:

THEY’RE CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
THEY’RE SNATCHING YOUR TAEMIN UP
TRYNA RAPE HIM SO SHINEE NEEDS TO

HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
and hide your dinosaur cuz
NOONAS’ RAPIN ERRBODY OUT HERE

Sueñoteamor: LAGOEAHROHUAGJBVERGUAROEUBRTGa
Sueñoteamor: LMFAO
Sueñoteamor: did you just make that up??
Ppeogigayo: si si

(I am unreasonably proud of those lyrics, thank you.)

You better get used to that, Taeminnie. In a few hours, your pedo-noona stylist won’t be a pedo, and you’ll be flashing your thighs a lot more, I think.

In commemoration, I am listening to Replay, both the jailbait version and awesome dancing version. I had so many macros to choose from, but I shall leave you with this gem that I have been waiting to use:

his eyes will pierce your soul...

Oh Shisus, More Evidence.

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A few hours after “Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition” was posted, this sprung up.

“Yunjae” has officially conquered over 50% of the TVXQ goods on Fyzzed. This is as of the last post of course.

I love this site and its goods, no joke, and I almost died when I saw all the products with “Keep Calm and Ship Yunjae.” All I could think was “Y WE NO SEE THIS HALF HOUR AGO?!”

Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition

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When your couple fandom outlives the rather controversial breakup of the band… you know you’ve crossed the line between bromance and romance.

 

Yunjae: noun (-ing, verb). the relationship between two very attractive and famous males that transcended friendship, membership and brotherhood into something more gratuitous than mere fanservice; such a relationship can and has, at least in the eyes in shippers, survived a messy band breakup. Instances include, but are by far not limited to, ass groping on multiple occasions, copious references to innumerable fanfictions and photoshop jobs including said males, and very blatant touching in inappropriate places, even in public, on camera, and over cockblocking maknaes.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

SURPRISINGLY PROBABLE