Jensen Ackles: noun (proper). 1. A god. Not the God, because Morgan Freeman is God.. 2. Dean Fucking Winchester. 3. A man with a voice that, by itself, can induce orgasms, thereby ravishing the ears. 4. Makes a hot ass couple with Misha Collins in a way that no one can hope to compare because the attraction is supernatural. 5. Oh damn, if only he was an identical twin back in the day on Days of Our Lives. That shit makes television ratings. 6. One who’s PETA ad is about the only thing that can make one even consider giving up chicken, but there’s still one cock up for eating in the case of vegetarian conversion.
from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.
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