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Defining Terms: Kim Hyun Junicorn

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Kim Hyun Junicorn: noun. 1. A derivation of the name Kim Hyun Joong due to a false memory of the beginning of the drama Playful Kiss. 2. Neither man nor unicorn, but both simultaneously. 3. A magical being able to sing, act, and fake the violin terribly while sporting equally terrible hair and playing stoic characters. 4. A man so charming that one cannot believe he is human and must compare him to a mystical being.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

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Ooh Babe! (Be ready for a large picspam…)

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We decorated our dorm last week. It is now officially covered in kpop posters. Big Bang, GD&TOP, JYJ, 2PM, Park Jung Min, we got it (there are also most likely more to come as well). Of course there are also posters for Tron Legacy, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Jimi Hendrix, Sublime and the Museo del Prado.

The best wall additions, however, are the military issue Land Warrior M45 Biological Gas Mask and a cardboard cut-out of Wesley Snipes. Combine these with the posters and anyone that walks into our dorm without knowing us is like…tumblr_lj7sf2yQwE1qgx6r4

“Why all the chicks? Oh wait they’re guys?   They look gay…”

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On the Implications of My Birthday

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Ppeogigayo’s post made me think of this.

Ah, my birthday… July 10th. It’s a nice day… if you’re a really intense ELF or you’re Kim Heechul. But me? It’s not that I don’t like the man. If I ever had a Twitter, you know I would follow that classy BAMF. I mean his name is Heedictator for the eastern god’s sakes! And the man don’t even use a picture of himself, but instead that creepy little thing as seen dancing in this Gif:

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OH THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS IMAGE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY TIME I'VE SEEN THIS GUY EATING. LOOKS POSSESSED. C'mon... do I need to explain? SEGWAYS MOTHA----!

(I’ve also always wanted to use these icons for the reasons mentioned in the scroll-overs)

And for those of you that saw Harry Potter over the past few days…

JUNSU: DISARMING AND SHUTTING YOU UP SINCE 1986

And for this pour soul who is probably just as ignant in real life as he is in this image of what those pedo noonas gonna be thinkin’ ‘bout him now… Noona... Y U GOT THOSE HANDCUFFS OVER THERE???

I shutter at the thought. Even if I’m only about a week older than the kid, I just can’t find his jailbaiting attractive. Even when I was fourteen I found him a little creepy in “Replay” and felt that awkward inappropriate feeling watching it and decided to look at the other members instead. No offense to Taemin fans of reasonable age, but pedo noonas… SMH.

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So… back to my birthday story. Sharing this birthday is distressing now, and I fear for the sincerity of my friends and if the paranoia continues, even my family.

To sum it up… this is what was said to me by a close friend:

Not gonna lie… but that’s how I remember your birthday.

Should I be sad? Maybe… but you know what???

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON BEATLES DAY!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

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BEAT THAT KIM HEECHUL (please don’t kill me!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it bad…

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That fanfic sites scare me a little greatly.

I decided to venture to a fanfiction site for some research, since I hear some rather odd things, but I was rather astonished… ok fuck it, I “lol’d” my ass off. Then I was rather disturbed. But only after dying on the floor with my diaphragm about to explode.

My credit to whoever you are out there that writes them – at least the ones that understand basic grammatical construction. Oh dear, I had to keep skipping ones where the authors still do not understand the process of choosing their “your,” “you’re,” “their,” “they’re,” and “there” for the given situation, but, what can you expect; it’s the internet. I’m not perfect, but I attempt at least.

Now it’s not the writing itself that scares me, but the topic of the writing. To begin with, I just decided to look up a kpop fanfiction site, since I have never read Naruto and half the fiction ANYWHERE seems to be about this manga. I at least have the capacity to navigate a kpop site.

Now, ladies, and you fanboys out there, I know these guys caused all this weirdness themselves…

(proof)

SO FUCKING CONFUSEDBut the sheer majority of man on man in these stories is ridiculous, redonkulous really. Yes, all the fanservicing means they deserve it, but these writers are really intense about story writing focused on these idols.

I started making a tally of the top couples (based on four different websites) and here they are:

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[Edit: Nevermind; I am too disturbed from browsing these stories to even bother disclosing the list I sacrificed peace of mind for. Sorry guys. :<  ]

The second most popular subgenre seems to concern foreigners moving to Korea and it turning into a romantic affair.

I just don’t know anymore. Are there any non love stories that fans write about, at least in kpop, since my short researching didn’t span very far?

And don’t even talk about “m-preg.” Oh my god sun, that was the largest dose of awkward I’ve had in a while.