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Defining Terms: Yoohwan

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Yoohwan: noun (proper). origin – South Korea 1. Full name, Park Yoohwan. A rookie actor known for his roles in teledramas such as Sparkling and Gye Baek. 2. Younger brother of singer Park Yoochun. 3. One carrying a nickname so similar to that of a sibling’s that only one letter may be different. 4. One who so gracefully straddles the line between cute and sexy that the ovaries are tormented indefinitely. 5. The most masculine combination of glitter and a wifebeater to ever grace Elle Magazine Korea. 6. One who retains a High Cut photoshoot so strikingly similar to an older sibling that one must debate who did it better. 7. That stupidly sexy little fuck that sporadically plagues the Tumblr dashboard without warning.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

Oh and you guys thought it was gonna be something dirty... tsk, tsk.

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The New Jailbait (Taemin’s Automatic Replacements)

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At first I was worried about what would happen to all the pedo noonas of kpop. I really like all the now outdated macros of Taemin and pedo noonas! But since he’s legal now, what will the world of kpop macros do without him?!

Have no fear! Teen Top is here to save the day, and the creepiness of pedo noonas…

MOST AWKWARD COMBACK PHOTO EVER

(Look at these trendsetters. No pants is the new pants.)

I didn't think it could get worse... I was obviously wrong

(Oh geez, heels too? Cannot describe in words aside from acronym: smh)

 

ok much better guys

(Who would have thought the boys would actually put on some pants finally? Thank rising eastern gods.)

I’ve been scaring Ppeo with these teasers for the past few days, and if anyone hasn’t seen them, I’ll have fun scaring you too. +D 

A snippet of conversation (upon sending the last teaser minutes after it was posted):

[7/21/2011 3:39:01 PM] Ppeogigayo: Y U KEEP SENDING ME THESE GUYS
[7/21/2011 3:39:17 PM] Suenoteamor: I was hoping to lessen your eye scarring
[7/21/2011 3:39:22 PM]Ppeogigayo: Y DIDNT THEY DO SUITS FROM THE FIRST PLACE
[7/21/2011 3:39:24 PM] Suenoteamor: that’s why it has that title
[7/21/2011 3:39:35 PM] Suenoteamor: they did do suits
[7/21/2011 3:39:38 PM] Suenoteamor: they just didn’t put the pants on.
[7/21/2011 3:39:53 PM] Ppeogigayo: true

 

Oh kpop, why was I even worried about you not having awkward jailbait? I completely underestimated the levels of weird you can produce.

 

And even though I love him… Jaejoong is the my new creeper mascot.

Befits the Situation.* This is the troll smiley that was accidentally created on Skype between Ppeo and I. It’s actually a cyclops. There is no reason why. It was an accident remember?