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The New Jailbait (Taemin’s Automatic Replacements)

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At first I was worried about what would happen to all the pedo noonas of kpop. I really like all the now outdated macros of Taemin and pedo noonas! But since he’s legal now, what will the world of kpop macros do without him?!

Have no fear! Teen Top is here to save the day, and the creepiness of pedo noonas…

MOST AWKWARD COMBACK PHOTO EVER

(Look at these trendsetters. No pants is the new pants.)

I didn't think it could get worse... I was obviously wrong

(Oh geez, heels too? Cannot describe in words aside from acronym: smh)

 

ok much better guys

(Who would have thought the boys would actually put on some pants finally? Thank rising eastern gods.)

I’ve been scaring Ppeo with these teasers for the past few days, and if anyone hasn’t seen them, I’ll have fun scaring you too. +D 

A snippet of conversation (upon sending the last teaser minutes after it was posted):

[7/21/2011 3:39:01 PM] Ppeogigayo: Y U KEEP SENDING ME THESE GUYS
[7/21/2011 3:39:17 PM] Suenoteamor: I was hoping to lessen your eye scarring
[7/21/2011 3:39:22 PM]Ppeogigayo: Y DIDNT THEY DO SUITS FROM THE FIRST PLACE
[7/21/2011 3:39:24 PM] Suenoteamor: that’s why it has that title
[7/21/2011 3:39:35 PM] Suenoteamor: they did do suits
[7/21/2011 3:39:38 PM] Suenoteamor: they just didn’t put the pants on.
[7/21/2011 3:39:53 PM] Ppeogigayo: true

 

Oh kpop, why was I even worried about you not having awkward jailbait? I completely underestimated the levels of weird you can produce.

 

And even though I love him… Jaejoong is the my new creeper mascot.

Befits the Situation.* This is the troll smiley that was accidentally created on Skype between Ppeo and I. It’s actually a cyclops. There is no reason why. It was an accident remember? 

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On the Implications of My Birthday

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Ppeogigayo’s post made me think of this.

Ah, my birthday… July 10th. It’s a nice day… if you’re a really intense ELF or you’re Kim Heechul. But me? It’s not that I don’t like the man. If I ever had a Twitter, you know I would follow that classy BAMF. I mean his name is Heedictator for the eastern god’s sakes! And the man don’t even use a picture of himself, but instead that creepy little thing as seen dancing in this Gif:

000h3s8c(I’ve always wanted to use this icon!)

 

OH THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS IMAGE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY TIME I'VE SEEN THIS GUY EATING. LOOKS POSSESSED. C'mon... do I need to explain? SEGWAYS MOTHA----!

(I’ve also always wanted to use these icons for the reasons mentioned in the scroll-overs)

And for those of you that saw Harry Potter over the past few days…

JUNSU: DISARMING AND SHUTTING YOU UP SINCE 1986

And for this pour soul who is probably just as ignant in real life as he is in this image of what those pedo noonas gonna be thinkin’ ‘bout him now… Noona... Y U GOT THOSE HANDCUFFS OVER THERE???

I shutter at the thought. Even if I’m only about a week older than the kid, I just can’t find his jailbaiting attractive. Even when I was fourteen I found him a little creepy in “Replay” and felt that awkward inappropriate feeling watching it and decided to look at the other members instead. No offense to Taemin fans of reasonable age, but pedo noonas… SMH.

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So… back to my birthday story. Sharing this birthday is distressing now, and I fear for the sincerity of my friends and if the paranoia continues, even my family.

To sum it up… this is what was said to me by a close friend:

Not gonna lie… but that’s how I remember your birthday.

Should I be sad? Maybe… but you know what???

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON BEATLES DAY!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beatles_-_Abbey_Road

BEAT THAT KIM HEECHUL (please don’t kill me!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Taemin’s Impending Legality

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In a few hours, one of the most momentous moments in kpop history is about to transpire:

Taemin will be legal for every noona around the world.

Now, being slightly younger than him, this occasion really means nothing to me, except to create a vague sense of unease concerning this poor child when encountering any crazy ifans.

It was a good streak, bb

haha Taeminnie, hope you passed down your amazing jailbait skills to Minzy ‘cause you out in the real world now ~

Sueñoteamor brought up the subject, and we had the ensuing conversation:

Sueñoteamor: in not too many hours, that jailbait is gonna be legal
Sueñoteamor: and all hell is gonna break loose
Ppeogigayo: what’s going through my mind as much as i try to make it go away:

THEY’RE CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS
THEY’RE SNATCHING YOUR TAEMIN UP
TRYNA RAPE HIM SO SHINEE NEEDS TO

HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
HIDE YOUR TAEMIN, HIDE YOUR UMMA
and hide your dinosaur cuz
NOONAS’ RAPIN ERRBODY OUT HERE

Sueñoteamor: LAGOEAHROHUAGJBVERGUAROEUBRTGa
Sueñoteamor: LMFAO
Sueñoteamor: did you just make that up??
Ppeogigayo: si si

(I am unreasonably proud of those lyrics, thank you.)

You better get used to that, Taeminnie. In a few hours, your pedo-noona stylist won’t be a pedo, and you’ll be flashing your thighs a lot more, I think.

In commemoration, I am listening to Replay, both the jailbait version and awesome dancing version. I had so many macros to choose from, but I shall leave you with this gem that I have been waiting to use:

his eyes will pierce your soul...