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Defining Terms: Kim Hyun Junicorn

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Kim Hyun Junicorn: noun. 1. A derivation of the name Kim Hyun Joong due to a false memory of the beginning of the drama Playful Kiss. 2. Neither man nor unicorn, but both simultaneously. 3. A magical being able to sing, act, and fake the violin terribly while sporting equally terrible hair and playing stoic characters. 4. A man so charming that one cannot believe he is human and must compare him to a mystical being.

fromĀ The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

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