Tag Archives: Yunho

Defining Terms: Emoshinki

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Emoshinki: (noun) (“emoshinkiing v.) 1. The waterfall of feels bursting forth from the dam of stoic facade upon viewing poignant OT5 or currently apart OTPs videos, images, songs, etc. 2. A completely legitimate way to aid exam preparations, through cathartic and depressing emotional exposures which ensure sleepless nights and increased study productivity. 3. The deepest depressions of life, or what happens during these periods. 4. THIS 5. The exact feelings upon watching this video or listening to any version of the song.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

We Should Not be Allowed to Watch

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*While watching Jaejoong solo on the 3rd Asia Live Tour: Mirotic DVD*

Me: How can he even control vibrato like that? I just don’t understand how he can have that many vibratos.

Ppeo: I bet Jae’s management of his multiple vibratos sure makes Yunho happy.

Me: . . . That is seriously the best blowjob reference I have ever heard.

*uncontrollable laughter ensues*

Oh Shisus, More Evidence.

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A few hours after “Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition” was posted, this sprung up.

“Yunjae” has officially conquered over 50% of the TVXQ goods on Fyzzed. This is as of the last post of course.

I love this site and its goods, no joke, and I almost died when I saw all the products with “Keep Calm and Ship Yunjae.” All I could think was “Y WE NO SEE THIS HALF HOUR AGO?!”

Defining Terms: Yunjae Edition

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When your couple fandom outlives the rather controversial breakup of the band… you know you’ve crossed the line between bromance and romance.

 

Yunjae: noun (-ing, verb). the relationship between two very attractive and famous males that transcended friendship, membership and brotherhood into something more gratuitous than mere fanservice; such a relationship can and has, at least in the eyes in shippers, survived a messy band breakup. Instances include, but are by far not limited to, ass groping on multiple occasions, copious references to innumerable fanfictions and photoshop jobs including said males, and very blatant touching in inappropriate places, even in public, on camera, and over cockblocking maknaes.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

SURPRISINGLY PROBABLE

Defining Terms

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U-Know Yunho: noun. the very suave boss of a very classy group of men.

from The Initial Dictionary of Macronomy, 2nd. Ed.

This definition is based on the following conversation, held between the hours of 11:47:16 PM and 11:50:43 PM on April 16th, 2011:

Sueñoteamor: Now U-KNOW is not someone I would expect that kind of bass out of, but when he does it, the sound makes him seem… professional?
Ppeogigayo: I know! I thought Yuchun would be the bass but nooooooo.
Sueñoteamor: And U-Know is just so suave.
Sueñoteamor: …so suave.
Ppeogigayo: He is a boss
Sueñoteamor: Such a classy man
Sueñoteamor: He’s the very suave boss of a very classy group of men
Ppeogigayo: lol That is the definition of Yunho.
Sueñoteamor: I had to use it all in one sentence.
We should put it on urbandictionary
…or wordpress
Ppeogigayo: I feel like onew is the retarded version of him. Like a very subtle leader, but not so suave

This is true boredom. We’ve been re-watching the “HAHAHA” campaign.

NEVER GETS OLD

(Obviously, the image credits itself.)